Welcome and Be Fancy

Welcome to FancyAsF.com, the place for delicious cocktails and creative garnishes that aren’t just fancy, they’re Fancy As Fuck!

I am super happy to have my site up and running. It was a TON of work, but I feel the site looks great and I’m loving the way the cocktails I prepared for launch turned out. It’s been a long journey, but I have never had a hobby that has been both as challenging as fulfilling as this project.

House Rules

Rules suck. so don’t make any more rules than necessary
You must be of legal drinking age to use this site. Sorry kids, drinking before you’re of age is dangerous to your health. Come back when you’re 21!
Don’t take offense to anything I say. If you can’t tell by the name of the page, I tend to swear like a sailor. I don’t mean anything bad by it, so if it offends you, fuck off.
No Judgements. I don’t being called “alcoholic” or “has a problem” or “booze soaked slut”. Drink in whatever way suits you and your lifestyle best.

Now that that shit is out of the way, here’s some info about me!

My name is Aaron and I have been a bartender for about 10 years, and during that time I’ve watched how people drink and what really makes them appreciate that cocktail. It comes down to two things, flavor and appearance. People don’t care how many ingredients you use, what fancy syrups you made, or how rare that booze you used is. If it tastes great and looks fit for royalty, you will astound and impress every time.

That being said, I do use some fancy syrups in my cocktails, but trust me when I say they’re very easy to make.

I view preparing cocktails for a party like baking a cake. You don’t buy all the cake ingredients and then try to throw them all together once your guests arrive, and you shouldn’t that with cocktails either. Prepare your garnishes and batches cocktails ahead of time, so all you have to do is serve and enjoy with your guests.
So lets have fun, discuss some awesome cocktails, and share your own stories and recipes for fancy fucking cocktails!